I'm back! We're back! Lets have a party!
Well...then again we may just sleep.
Tell me, who's ever dreamed of staying up all night?
There are many ways of doing it. You can drink coffee. You can dance and have fun. You can tie lit matches to your fingers.
You can also decide to fly American Airlines to Slovenia.
It's not the most pleasant way. Here's how to do it, though, if you feel like trying.
Materials needed beforehand:
Lots of frequent flyer miles.
Frequent flyer tickets from charlotte to Dallas to frankfurt to ljubljana.
6:00 (start) - GET UP! We've got to make the twelve o'clock flight! We need to leave at seven sharp!
7:30 (awake +1.5 hours) we leave. Come on, you don't expect to leave on time for an international flight with two connections, do you?
10:00 +4 hours: we're at charlotte.
12:00 +6 hours: takeoff!
4:00 +10 hours: we leave dallas with high hopes for a fun international flight.
6:00 +12 hours: after eating a meal with NO VEGETARIAN OPTION (can you believe it? If you fly american air you have to order vegetarian meals beforehand!) Jia gets a glass of apple juice. She happily sets it on her tray to drink but the full glass starts to slide off the tray!
"Jia, look at your apple jui -"
Too late. The full cup fell straight onto her seat, and those who've ridden airplanes before can tell you that a wet airplane seat is a hellish experience. But Jia's seat is not wet. Not a drop. How did that happen?
"EEEWWW, what's this dripping all over my shoe?"
It turns out that the apple juice had hit the exact center between Jia's seat and mine, and had dumped itself all over the feet of the woman behind us.
She stared daggers through the crack in the seats, and caught me with her piercing gaze.
"Young man, did you spill this juice all on my feet?"
"No, no, of course not.
"Well, isn't anyone up there going to apologize? Isn't anyone going to say something?"
Mom wanted to apologize, but she really couldn't because she was so happy that Jia wasn't wet. She finally had her mirth far enough under control to say, "I'm so (heehee) sorry."
By the way, it's officially the night now.
1:00 (AM) +19 hours: we land in Frankfurt. We cheated a bit - that picture up at the top was in Frankfurt
3:00 +21 hours: We sleep a little bit on the Adria flight. Ironic, we don't sleep on the overnight. Tells you a bit about the relative seat comfort of the airlines. (That can be seen in the first picture from the top.)
6:00 +24 hours. We get in a cab in Ljubljana. Congratulations! You have just stayed up the whole night!
We stayed up until eleven o'clock slovenian time. (about 36 hours total from the time we woke up in asheville until then) and I just woke up an hour ago. An hour ago it was one in the afternoon.
So, if you've wanted to sleep fourteen hours too, just stay up the extra twelve.
And that's all there is to it!